Heh. So crazy read all at once.

Here's what our 3 word story looks like...  pretty amusing 

Gwarm force chokes, in timely fashion, the rebel scum that entered in chunky peanut butter and a pvc pipe that smelled just like fish from the lake near JaBraun’s house.  JaBraun didn’t know that, secretly, Manji was a woman… on weekends only. 

Recent developments show that the Canadians have a foul sense of humor that can only lead to trouble.  One time, in pink pvc panties, we saw Notta arm-in-arm with Cycal at a convention for nuns and sammiches wearing nothing but a smile and pink hot pants over his head.  After sobering up and making bacon with pumpkin pie, he strolled down Hacksoor’s inner thigh, only to discover he was really Shawndra in disguise!  Confused, Shawndra ran into the arms of Dapper Dan and ripped away his loin cloth with such great force that his hairy, oh so hairy, Chewbacca became enraged while jumping up out of bed.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jabraun, Baz, and Raide watched quietly as Kanye kissed Manji.  Then Manji knew he’s the one making his babies.  Back at the KNR convention center, Detta was heard talking to smegglers, trying to get a very illicit porno involving three blind mice.  Then the farmer’s wife ran after them waving her big pole that Cotho extended for her with the help of a bottle and the mice, bottle of mice.  U ruined it! Said the nun to Jabraun while she made a tiny rocking chair.  And they lived happily ever after.

tiny rocking chair...

she made a

If the mail said you had to prove who you are, with password and everything....forget about it.

I would suggest that, if you care, log in to Battle.net, and after you have got an email address that is ONLY for game registration, change the email. 

I get 6 or more messages similar to this a day. I have even received fake receipts from the blizzard store for sparkle ponies i haven't purchased.

Your account is still there, and will be there if/when you decide to start back up.

to Jabraun while

Check the links they give you and also the email address it's sent from.
It may be displayed as blizzard but may not actually blizzard. I've had a few emails with dodgy links and email addresses.
I blame Hacksoor

yeah, i've been getting beta invites for cataclysm that are like ctmblizzard.com

said the nun

Thats one way of doing it, lol.

And not a good way either!
Make it 6!!

Thats one way of doing it, lol.